The Yellow Cape Cod |
Here's a little peek into a few of the Towel Offenses that I've witnessed. And, yes, the owner's know I am coming and that the house is to be 'show ready'.
Dirty towel.
Don't matched towels.
Old, use ta be black towels.
Sad towels.
Faded towel.
Slung towels.
Used-too-long-wet-nasty towel.
Snakin' towels!
Don't match-don't care towel.
Flippin' initials on old embroidered towels.
Stop and Go towels.
Geriatric blue towels.
Just all wrong towels.