|Sand Woman-Herb Wris|
Happy Labor Day Weekend my lovelies!
I'm doing the happy dance that it is Labor Day Weekend.
True confession: August is my least fav month. I'm not a hot weather gal. The relentless rain and humidity made it mo' uncomfortable than usual this August. And the rain brought a record setting plethora of mosquitoes.
I'm an allergic to mosquito bites. Really allergic. I swell with red itchy welts and scratch until I need a tourniquet. Friends and fam commiserate but snicker at my freaky condition. Off! and cortisone cream are my fragrance for summer. I'm the opening act at deck parties and cookouts.
And, let's talk clothes, shall we? Awww....if we all had Sand Woman's magnificent body.
In the summer, I can't cover up my road map vein-y legs. Shorts, even Capri's, are not my friends. My bat wing upper arms sway to and fro with no sweater to house them. Until Nichole Miller designs a neck-to-knee swimsuit, my pizza dough thighs will jig-jig-jiggle on the long walk from my deck chair to the water.
I'm not being hard on myself. Facts is facts. Ya can't camo flaws in hot weather.
Bye-bye August! No long shall you zap my energy!
I look forward to sweaters, sweat shirts, jeans, leggings, tights, jackets, scarves, fires, and football.
Happy Fall y'all!